Every time I see an Audi on the road, I think they should come out with a new model and call it the "Dudi." An idea whose time has come...
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
Saw this on Facebook:
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." ~ W. Gibson
ROFLMAO!
Heard this one from John Oliver tonight...
Democracy is like a tambourine --- it can't be trusted to just anyone.
Saw his stand-up act earlier. If you get the chance, he's very, very funny!
That was hilarious, NWo! I've never heard of Eddie Izzard.
"Death by tray!"...good oen NWo! Eddie's hysterical, kind of a Pythonesque vibe!
Sign on the street:
Heaven's Chapel Hair Braiding
I saw it on the way home from church yesterday.