10-24-2010, 06:40 PM
This is the first joke I ever wrote. I was in the 4th grade and in love with Steve Martin. What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car? To the other side! HA! Still one of my faves...
(10-28-2010 01:13 PM)old honda rider Wrote: [ -> ]Oh, you MUST incorporate some of Bubba's drummer jokes.
What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
How can you tell is the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling equally out of both sides of his mouth.
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