The famous Johnny Rockstar, from the OBNOXIOUS band The KEYS, recently gave an exclusive interview to the TAUNTAUN City Times.
Here's how it went:
Interviewer: When did you get your first FORCEFUL break?
Rockstar: The band had just finished playing at a SQUISHY lounge in the MOJAVE DESERT when a DRACONIAN music executive walked
up to me and said, "Hey, kid. You've got real SEWING NEEDLE quality!" She signed the band to a three BASEBALL deal with
her record company! We couldn't believe our FUNGUS!
Interviewer: What advice would you give to aspiring your TOES?
Rockstar: Don't ever let go of your WALLABIES.
Interviewer: What's the best part of your HIDEOUS rock star life?
Rockstar: Getting mail from my loyal and devoted BABIES. Oh, and seeing my TREE in the newspaper!