Hey was that Gnwawin' that I just saw stumble into the back? Hey Duane good to meet ya!
welcome to the Bn'G fellow so cal dude. Bear.
Hey, Duane! By the way...."adapted" means lobotomized here

Hello and welcome, Duane!
Pssst: everybody be on yer best behavior, or like that other writer guy around here, we could end up in one of his "stories"...
Welcome to the Bar 'n' Grill, Duane!
I'm a transplant, too. But to the Seattle area. Gnawin' is right, most of us are transplants. The adapting part will require a brief, outpatient procedure...

Duane... Duane? Wait.. are you Cheechs' cousin? No - that was DeWayne.
(don't worry about Burma - she owes ME money)
Welcome aboard - buckle up. Here's yer bag.