(12-29-2011 09:11 PM)RN-PRN Wrote:  

(12-29-2011 09:09 PM)boomer Wrote:  Why in the WORLD would anyone in their right mind...CRY in a Ferrarri?

Tears of joy???

(12-29-2011 09:57 PM)boomer Wrote:  Oh you mean like when I bought Marilyn? Like - sobbed like a child the whole way home kind of crying?

(12-29-2011 09:16 PM)nettiesaur Wrote:  

(12-29-2011 09:11 PM)RN-PRN Wrote:  

(12-29-2011 09:09 PM)boomer Wrote:  Why in the WORLD would anyone in their right mind...CRY in a Ferrarri?

Tears of joy???

Money doesn't buy happiness!

(12-31-2011 01:46 AM)Scythe Matters Wrote:  

(12-29-2011 09:16 PM)nettiesaur Wrote:  

(12-29-2011 09:11 PM)RN-PRN Wrote:  

(12-29-2011 09:09 PM)boomer Wrote:  Why in the WORLD would anyone in their right mind...CRY in a Ferrarri?

Tears of joy???

Money doesn't buy happiness!

Maybe not. But it will buy me a Porsche so I can pull up next to it

(01-03-2012 03:34 AM)Scythe Matters Wrote:  Just heard a good one...

A woman gave me her number once. It was the square root of negative one. I said, "You're being irrational."

and

They should release Groundhog Day again but call it Groundhog Day II.

(01-24-2012 11:19 AM)Rey Wrote:  So now it is the year 2012. For Christmas I was lucky enough to receive a flux capacitor as a gift. That is so cool because I have always wanted one. So I decided to use it and build a Time Travel Vehicle. I found the DeLorean car to be too expensive so instead I used a 1992 Toyota Previa. This looks more like a time machine than a DeLorean anyway. I put it all together and got it working pretty good, but not perfectly.

I am able to travel back in time to almost any year. The trouble is I cannot stay for very long. After a few minutes the Previa will start to hum and distort in appearance, which means it is about to return to the present. So I had better be in it or be stranded. So I can go back but have to stay near the vehicle. So far I have been to the years 1854 and 1940, but ended up only in a random location and wasn't able to see much. Time away averaged about 5 minutes. I would like to be able to witness some historical events but that will need some work to be able to do that.

2112!
I am also able to go into the future, but this allows for even less time before having to return, sometimes less than a minute. But I could not help myself, I had to see the year 2112! So I set the dial and held my breath. It worked and I arrived, and I hurried out of the vehicle to get a quick look around. I had also brought my camera so I could get a picture.

It was dark, and I immediately saw this strange creature hurrying towards me, and it seemed to be quite upset. It looked like a human but I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman. Maybe there is no gender in the future? I snapped a quick picture and jumped back into the Previa to drive away to safety. I drove about a hundred feet and the van hummed and returned to the present. I was shocked by what I had seen but I was safe.

But of course I have the picture, and I will share it with you now. But I'm warning you the future is not pretty, so be prepared before you click.

(Inspired by forum friend Ice Cold)