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Murder on the Capsaicin Express
05-03-2010, 11:20 AM
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RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express
Ahh, the age old fascination with things that test the fortitude of one's cajones. While I typically shy away from things of extreme heat due to my sensitive bowels, I do enjoy a medium kick, mostly because of the sweet flavor associated with some of the "hot" spices.

These stories of embarrassment remind me of my friend who is a couple years younger than me. Being college kids, we do enjoy macaroni and cheese from the blue box (THE CHEESIEST!!), but on this particular occasion, my friend, Topher, decided he wanted to roast up a jalapeno pepper and add it to the pot of bright yellow mac & cheese. He began roasting it over one of the flames on his gas stove with barbecue tongs. After it was roasted to his liking he decided to cut it up and add it to the mac. All was well and Topher headed to the bathroom to relieve himself, but when he came out, he had this come-to-Jesus look of pure fear on his face.

Topher hadn't worn gloves when chopping up the pepper, nor had he washed his hands before unzipping his pants and so the heat from the oils of the chili had begun to "cook" his manhood.

After the ensuing rounds of laughter by my friends and I, Topher had to wipe some tears from his eye from laughing, or crying from pain, which led to more oils getting on his face.

Lesson be learned, respect the heat Blush
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Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Brutus - 04-19-2010, 08:00 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - spudpotatohead - 04-20-2010, 05:18 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - spudpotatohead - 04-20-2010, 07:27 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Ani - 10-16-2011, 10:17 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - ENTREWHO - 04-21-2010, 06:52 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - zenjen - 04-29-2010, 12:04 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - zenjen - 05-01-2010, 09:02 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Flazer - 05-03-2010 11:20 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 03-24-2011, 10:50 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 03-25-2011, 07:42 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 04-01-2011, 08:35 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Jenn - 03-08-2012, 07:41 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Jenn - 03-08-2012, 10:06 AM

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