Jokes and Funny Sayings

[Boomer]

(10-28-2010 01:13 PM)old honda rider Wrote:  Oh, you MUST incorporate some of Bubba's drummer jokes.

What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
The defendant.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
The drummer.

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

How can you tell is the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling equally out of both sides of his mouth.

{rimshot}

How do you get a drummer off your lawn?
Pay him for the pizza

Why can't a drummer ever drink a shot of whiskey?
He can only do a rim shot

How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - they can only play with their fingers

What bottle of beer does a bass player drink?
a long neck

Why do guitarists always have worry lines?
They FRET over nothing.

Why do bass players stress out?
They're fretless.

I know groan groan groan.....do not adjust your computer screen.