The Pet Peeve

[Layllah]

(07-13-2010 01:34 AM)Neilbubbachuck Wrote:  Keep in mind, I'm a bit old fashion. Here is my peeve with the modern youth invading my home.

Q: Hey man how ya doin? (my hand extended willingly)
A: huh? (shakes my hand like a sissy)
Q: How are you doing?
A: auhh (inaudible)
Q: What?
A: huh?
Q: Are you alive?
A: hum I guess

There is a new rule in our home now. No zombies allowed on premises. All visitors must exceed a 25 lb grip for a handshake. All guest shall make eye contact for 7 seconds upon initial greeting. Of course all shall be subject to pat search and alco-sensor tests as well. Dlic/ncic and homeland security file checks are subject upon case by case basis

Amen!