The Pet Peeve

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(04-18-2011 10:34 AM)Neilbubbachuck Wrote:  What in the bloody heck is melk? It's MILK you hick!

I'm at the store and some crackhead asked me where the melk was. LOL.
The What?
Melk.
Milk?
Yes the melk where is it?
I don't know if they sell that here.

It's mIlk buddy, whaddya somekind of a genius?

MELK! What's next?

Hey NBC, are you sure you had`nt walked into a Peter Sellers movie, The Pink (very apt) Panther......

"Where is your lassence for the minky?"
"I do not need a lassence for the minky"
"That is where you`re wrong my friend"

or

"Does your durgh bit?"
"No my Dog does not bite"
Dod savages Sellers/Clueso
"I thought you said your durgh does not bit"
"That is not my dog"

you should have said, "ah, the melk - it ees over there with the M `n` X"