The Pet Peeve

[Mufasa]

Ah yes, quotes. Here's one for you.

"When I was a wee lad in the Falkland Islands, we would all gather on the beach and watch the British jets fly by.
Sometimes they would go left - and two million penguins would slowly turn their heads in unison as the jets passed by.
Sometimes they would go right - and two million penguins would slowly turn their heads in unison as the jets passed by.
Sometimes the jets would fly in from the sea, and fly right over our heads while we watched them go over.
Then two million penguins would gently fall over onto their butts.
The moral?

If two million people do a foolish thing...
it is still a foolish thing."

My pal "Opus" / Bloom County