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Murder on the Capsaicin Express
10-16-2011, 10:17 PM
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RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express
(04-20-2010 07:27 PM)spudpotatohead Wrote:  There would be no relief from the insatiable burning and swelling of my tongue. After 64 oz of water, my friend suggested milk. I had already had to undo the button fly of my jeans so that I could provide expansion for all the fluids that there certainly was no place for milk to join the party. However he insisted and the waiter agreed and I forced another 8 oz glass down the tube.

Ahh, the things we cro magnons will do....

Great story, though! Big Grin You poor thing! Next time, try black iced tea instead of milk. The tannins soothe and cool while the ice numbs the tongue. The tea also aids in digestion.
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Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Brutus - 04-19-2010, 08:00 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - spudpotatohead - 04-20-2010, 05:18 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - spudpotatohead - 04-20-2010, 07:27 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Ani - 10-16-2011 10:17 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - ENTREWHO - 04-21-2010, 06:52 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - zenjen - 04-29-2010, 12:04 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - zenjen - 05-01-2010, 09:02 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 03-24-2011, 10:50 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 03-25-2011, 07:42 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 04-01-2011, 08:35 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Jenn - 03-08-2012, 07:41 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Jenn - 03-08-2012, 10:06 AM

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