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Murder on the Capsaicin Express
04-26-2010, 01:35 PM
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RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express
This reminds me of a little stunt my wife pulled on me to teach me something, although what I have no idea. I LOVE chicken wings as a good Friday night munchie with a tankard or two of my favorite brew. One night she asked me what I wanted on her way home, and I being the masculine gullible man beast of the house replied "Bring some WANGS home fer a starvin young lad". What I didnt know was there was a new sports bar in town that she had found out had some particularly hot wings. Normally most foods that are advertised as "hot" weren't even spicy to me. I have been known to devour whole jalapenos without so much as a tear in my eye. When my wife arrived home, I smelled something hot, spicey, and good as she brought me a plate of what looked like delish wings indeed. As she set them in front of me, she warned me that these were pretty hot according to the warning label at the front of the bar, but me being the macho know it all man slave dismissed it as another one of those spice flunky warnings. Was I EVER wrong!! The first bite, and it felt like someone had just poured Drano and boiling water down my throat. In just 30 seconds I was sobbing uncontrollably. I made it through about 5 wings before I finally gave up, the sensation of boiling lava searing my windpipe, and my lips turning purple. It took two hours before the burning sensation went away. Oh my wife got the biggest laugh out of the whole episode, but I will never play the macho card again. Hard telling what her next revenge might be!

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Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Brutus - 04-19-2010, 08:00 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - spudpotatohead - 04-20-2010, 05:18 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - spudpotatohead - 04-20-2010, 07:27 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Ani - 10-16-2011, 10:17 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - ENTREWHO - 04-21-2010, 06:52 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Boomer - 04-26-2010 01:35 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - zenjen - 04-29-2010, 12:04 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - zenjen - 05-01-2010, 09:02 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 03-24-2011, 10:50 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 03-25-2011, 07:42 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 04-01-2011, 08:35 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Jenn - 03-08-2012, 07:41 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Jenn - 03-08-2012, 10:06 AM

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