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Murder on the Capsaicin Express
03-14-2016, 10:48 PM
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RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express
(03-14-2016 10:15 PM)Duddaroe Wrote:  I love all of the food bravery I see in these posts. I have to add a tale of daring do of my own. I have always loved hot and spicy foods (maybe it is because my older brother used to pin me down and put drops of Tabasco in my mouth) But the story starts out with me a young newlywed in the kitchen with a stuffy nose and a bottle of cayenne pepper. I had a very strange string of thoughts that lead up to the train wreck that was about to happen. The thought was if Tabasco sauce clears my sinus's then how much better would cayenne pepper do? So I popped the lid off the cayenne, so I had free access to that fine powdery heat. I grew up in the 80's so I knew of a little trick of holding your thumb just right to create small depression that can hold powdery substances, just long enough to get them to your nostril. Well I think the stage is set. In your mind things work so much better than in reality. I carefully loaded the powder spot, then I snorted the the red powder in one fell snort. Time does stand still and memories can literally be burned into your mind. You know those really long ice picks, no the really, really long ice picks that is what it felt like. I fell to my knees on the kitchen floor with a blinding, searing pain of very long ice picks in my nose. To add insult to injury, it made me more stuffy.

The moral of the story, I'm an idiot.

Cheers,

Duddaroe

I had a buddy who had a sinus attack. He was snorting nose spray like crazy, so I told him try some wasabi. He did, got a dab on s finger, licked it and voila! His sinus problems were clear! His nose was runny, his sinuses opened up and he was draining like a maelstrom in the bathtub circling down the drain.

Snorting cayenne? Wow, that's pretty ballsy in all honesty, but never in my life will I do that...still if you did not survive, I wonder if you would be front page of the Darwin Awards if you passed on? KIDDING!
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Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Brutus - 04-19-2010, 08:00 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - spudpotatohead - 04-20-2010, 05:18 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - spudpotatohead - 04-20-2010, 07:27 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Ani - 10-16-2011, 10:17 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - ENTREWHO - 04-21-2010, 06:52 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - zenjen - 04-29-2010, 12:04 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - zenjen - 05-01-2010, 09:02 PM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 03-24-2011, 10:50 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 03-25-2011, 07:42 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Rey - 04-01-2011, 08:35 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Jenn - 03-08-2012, 07:41 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Jenn - 03-08-2012, 10:06 AM
RE: Murder on the Capsaicin Express - Asian Rush Fan - 03-14-2016 10:48 PM

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