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Brutus? Are you there?
09-21-2010, 12:22 PM
Post: #21
RE: Brutus? Are you there?
Brutus, I'd be very grateful if you could bring me back my bride.
Thank you in advance.

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09-21-2010, 02:50 PM
Post: #22
RE: Brutus? Are you there?
(09-21-2010 12:22 PM)Neilbubbachuck Wrote:  Brutus, I'd be very grateful if you could bring me back my bride.
Thank you in advance.
Hey, cool idea. I'm a single guy. Brazilian women are apparently out of this world.

Can ya get one - no, two... make that three - for this rider of an old Honda?

And make sure Bubba's well taken care of (no shittin' here) as I know you will.

Hmmm... maybe four would be better...

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09-21-2010, 02:56 PM
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Send me her picture and let me know where to find her. Just make sure that she DOESN"T meet me at the beach in Ipanema. One look at me in my Maple Leaf Thong and she'll be lost to you forever! I'm busy stuffing my bags and getting ready to head out to YYZ. I'm meeting a friend for dinner first and the freak is taking me to a Portuguese restaurant in Toronto.....Go figure. Now I've just got to say a little prayer that when I fire up the Garmin tomorrow, it behaves and gets me out of the tiny town of Sao Paulo. Whats 20 million give or take? I got my good freak on myself!

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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
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09-21-2010, 04:22 PM
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Brutus, the Brazilian Bridal Broker for Bikers

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09-21-2010, 06:15 PM
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The one image I could have done without MY ENTIRE LIFE is Big Bad Brutus in a Maple Leaf Thong. I'mm tellin ya my Blackhawks bikini would look much more stellar! Tongue

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09-21-2010, 07:58 PM
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Yer both scaring me...

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09-21-2010, 07:58 PM
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That was a maple leaf thong, NOT a Maple Leaf's thong. If I was going to go Hockey Thong it would have a CH on it. Go Habs! Sitting on the floor at YYZ wondering how much fun sitting in a middle seat will be for 10 1/2 hours. Can't believe I didn't cover that base. Doh-Nuts!

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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
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09-21-2010, 08:00 PM (This post was last modified: 09-21-2010 08:01 PM by Mufasa.)
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Gottum Lunesta? Ambien?

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09-21-2010, 08:10 PM
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Nope. But I picked up one of those neck pillows in duty free. Feels like it's full of little beads. I think that might be more comfortable than the inflatable kind. It's been a long day so I'm hopinga large single malt or two might help put the lights out. Now I've got to get in line and try to pick up an aisle seat.

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
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09-21-2010, 09:22 PM
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(09-21-2010 02:56 PM)Brutus Wrote:  Send me her picture and let me know where to find her. Just make sure that she DOESN"T meet me at the beach in Ipanema. One look at me in my Maple Leaf Thong and she'll be lost to you forever! I'm busy stuffing my bags and getting ready to head out to YYZ. I'm meeting a friend for dinner first and the freak is taking me to a Portuguese restaurant in Toronto.....Go figure. Now I've just got to say a little prayer that when I fire up the Garmin tomorrow, it behaves and gets me out of the tiny town of Sao Paulo. Whats 20 million give or take? I got my good freak on myself!

No pic needed. Just look for one that looks like our Michael except with longer hair, slightly tanner skin and oh yea make sure she is a she too. Thanks B. Michaela is lookin hot these daysTongue

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