You KNOW that Bubba's on here...

[Scooter Britches]

Aw, they're not all bad. I got pulled over for doing 60 in a 45 (was keeping up w/ traffic, I was just the last one). Once the cop saw my Mil ID card and learned I was DD'ing for my fellow First Sergeants, he let me go with a "Oh cool...have a good evening! Oh, and slow down a bit!" I said thank you and asked him if he'd like me to bring him some wings from the restaurant we were going to...