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***Boomer*** · 10-29-2010, 11:02 AM

I am sitting at my desk, watching "Beyond the Lighted Stage" on my Ipod....ON MY IPOD!!!!
Am I sick? Do I need help? Am I sufferin from audiophilic disease for which there is no known cure?

"I don't see why I have to go thru the whole BS of high school"......

***Neilbubbachuck*** · 10-29-2010, 11:43 AM

Boomski, I feel tention has grown between you and your once very desired device. Have you tried
getting back to where you first fell in love. How did you feel the first time you held that iPod in your hand? Focus brother.

***Boomer*** · 10-29-2010, 11:52 AM

Its stress. Thats what it is stress. I mean....I am sitting in my cubicle watching this video on a screen smaller than my hand, and giggling like an absolute IDIOT! People are walking by my office asking if they could get me a valium or prozac to calm my nerves. Tongue

Focus.....maybe I should meditate......but "Whats this rock band getting me all worked up over LITERATURE"......focus....must focus. Must go FASTER! Big Grin

Ahhhh the song that ruined my musical aspirations. Thanks a lot Bubba.

***Neilbubbachuck*** · 10-29-2010, 12:40 PM

Dude just eat something. That's the cure for stress in this modern age. Valium? Lalalalalalalalalalala can't hear you lalalalalalalalala

***Boomer*** · 10-29-2010, 12:50 PM

I did - that didnt work.

The real story is I am working on a highway realignment, and some durn fool engineer without a CLUE submitted a design that just makes no sense. Its stupid, and its idiotic, so what do I do? turn my Ipod on. Just listening t Jack Black is killing me!!!! And then I look at this assinine design, and alll I wanna do is slap the stupid outta this guy. Now my department is almost committed to this particular realignment, but I am NOT going down without a fight.

Then I gotta go home and see why I am getting some valve slap noises out of my Harley before I go bowling tonight. Maybe I'll have a glass of that wonderful Balvenie. That might cure what ails me, and give me a few other reasons to be a little goofy....except I ain't little.

Nacho Cheese anyone?

VincentUlyssis · (This post was last modified: 10-31-2010 06:36 PM by VincentUlyssis.)

(10-26-2010 03:10 PM)Brutus Wrote: Now who could we get to model that in the catalogue? Hmmmmmm

Can we secure Heidi Klum?

Bubba's Big Brothel
Bedazzled By Bubba
Bubba's Barbacrew
....alright, The B-Team...

::spoken an English upper class pompous accent and tone(like the bad guy in "The Count of Monte Cristo)::

Ahem, as the founder of this fine thread I do declare this to be known as "the B-Team" which includes all rights and privileges associated therein for its original 12 members, and therefor from this time let it be known that Bubba will honor us, his esteemed guests, at a restaurant of his choice, of which he will pay,and raffle off his drum set for $1.00 to one of us exclusively in addition but not limited to putting us up at a Motel and subsidizing travel expenses, which i must add should be exclusively by bike or car or tour bus. Okay, forget the drumset, and we'll cover our own gas and motel. Just dinner. Okay, just breakfast.

Thanks Bubba.

VincentUlyssis · 11-26-2010, 09:23 PM

Damn, do I know how to clear a room. "Where is everybody?" asked in an English accent.

Alright, so it's not a practical idea. Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya. So what thread does Bubba read most do you suppose?

***Mufasa*** · 11-26-2010, 09:29 PM

The ones where we give Brutus grief...

VincentUlyssis · 11-26-2010, 09:37 PM

Oh, who could possibly give Brutus grief? He's such a good ol' boy!

***Mufasa*** · 11-26-2010, 09:41 PM

(11-26-2010 09:37 PM)VincentUlyssis Wrote: Oh, who could possibly give Brutus grief? He's such a good ol' boy!

Boomer has shipped several polar bears to Cowfart... Global warming and all.
Should be interesting. I understand that Bubba has supplied Boomer with one of Brute's old riding boots to make it easier for the blanco ursa majoris to locate him.
What could go wrong?