You KNOW that Bubba's on here...

[Boomer]

I did - that didnt work.

The real story is I am working on a highway realignment, and some durn fool engineer without a CLUE submitted a design that just makes no sense. Its stupid, and its idiotic, so what do I do? turn my Ipod on. Just listening t Jack Black is killing me!!!! And then I look at this assinine design, and alll I wanna do is slap the stupid outta this guy. Now my department is almost committed to this particular realignment, but I am NOT going down without a fight.

Then I gotta go home and see why I am getting some valve slap noises out of my Harley before I go bowling tonight. Maybe I'll have a glass of that wonderful Balvenie. That might cure what ails me, and give me a few other reasons to be a little goofy....except I ain't little.

Nacho Cheese anyone?