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10-16-2010, 02:30 AM
Post: #21
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HA!

I am trying to figger out who would be upset with us?

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10-16-2010, 03:11 AM
Post: #22
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Superman is a moron. Saves 200,000 lives by winging a weapon at the Sun right as it detonates, right? Two hours later, the ENTIRE planet is destroyed by a flaming chunk of Sun that got blasted off. The Sun is not your garbage disposal, Superman. You need to be more careful.
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10-16-2010, 08:02 PM (This post was last modified: 10-16-2010 08:04 PM by VincentUlyssis.)
Post: #23
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This is a comedy thread. I freakin' love it!

I HAVE heard of dehydrated water. It comes in a can. Actually, here's the recipe:

Pour contents of can into one gallon of water stirring frequently.
Makes one gallon.
(10-16-2010 03:11 AM)Laffitupfzbl Wrote:  Superman is a moron. Saves 200,000 lives by winging a weapon at the Sun right as it detonates, right? Two hours later, the ENTIRE planet is destroyed by a flaming chunk of Sun that got blasted off. The Sun is not your garbage disposal, Superman. You need to be more careful.

Yes, he is very careless indeed. Hero my arse!
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10-16-2010, 10:58 PM
Post: #24
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IF it tastes like powdered water I dont want it!

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10-17-2010, 12:55 AM
Post: #25
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I can't believe my ears! Superman has done so much for this city. How can we turn on him now in such desperate times? We want him on that wall! We need him on that wall!

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10-17-2010, 11:19 AM
Post: #26
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(10-16-2010 10:58 PM)boomer Wrote:  IF it tastes like powdered water I dont want it!

Or eggs, I don't want powdered eggs.

On the wall you say? Isn't that Spiderman then?

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10-17-2010, 11:22 AM
Post: #27
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Or Graffiti Man.

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10-17-2010, 09:52 PM
Post: #28
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Talked to my ex-husband the other day. That was weird. Know what he wanted? Wanted my wedding ring back. Belonged to his Grandma or some nonsense. So I said "Ok, you can have it back." And then I had it melted down into a bullet. Hey, I never stated the velocity at which he would receive it back, but he's gonna get it alright.
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10-17-2010, 09:53 PM
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(10-17-2010 09:52 PM)Laffitupfzbl Wrote:  Talked to my ex-husband the other day. That was weird. Know what he wanted? Wanted my wedding ring back. Belonged to his Grandma or some nonsense. So I said "Ok, you can have it back." And then I had it melted down into a bullet. Hey, I never stated the velocity at which he would receive it back, but he's gonna get it alright.

Wow!

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10-17-2010, 09:59 PM
Post: #30
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Maybe I should just disclose that these are bits from my act. I'm not really gonna shoot my ex-husband. And I think Superman is doing a great job. Rock on, Man of Steel.
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