Jokes and Funny Sayings

[Onebad70ss]

Ole Yellowbeard himself - Just that man's facial expressions would make me laugh uncontrollably. Taken from us way too soon, what a talent..

[nettiesaur]

Stolen from a friend's facebook post:

Q: Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?

A: Because he wanted to get a long, little doggie.

[NWoBHM]

I was at a bar the other day and two beautiful Thai girls were chatting me up. I couldn`t believe it, and then when they said why don`t I accompany them back to their hotel, I thought I had won the lottery.

When we were stripped naked I knew I had, as I could see 6 matching b*lls..........

[knitterbookbinder]

Oh Tim....

[Scythe Matters]

[NWoBHM]

I have just switched my Bank Account over to Barclays, as it was the best "fixed" rate I could find.

[NWoBHM]

Stevie Wonder was playing a gig in Japan and asked the audience, "any requests?"

A punter stands up and shouts "play Jazz Chord"

Stevie looks to the band and says "OK lets give these people some funky jazz"

The band do a couple of numbers and Stevie says, "How was that for you?"

And the Punter says.."no, no good I wan you to pray Jazz Chord"

So Stevie really gets the band wound up and they play a load of jazz....

Stevie says, "will that do you?"

The punter says........"no that no good, we want you to pray Jazz Chord"

So Stevie says, "enough of this - you get on stage my man and you do it then"

The punter is helped onto to the stage by the security and grabs a mike.......he turns to the audience and starts to sing.........


"I jazz chord to say I love you, I jazz chord to say I cared"

[Scooter Britches]

>facepalm<

[Lanix]

(07-15-2012 11:13 AM)NWoBHM Wrote:  I have just switched my Bank Account over to Barclays, as it was the best "fixed" rate I could find.

Now THAT's Funny

[knitterbookbinder]

(07-15-2012 11:21 AM)NWoBHM Wrote:  "I jazz chord to say I love you, I jazz chord to say I cared"

tsk tsk tsk....