Jokes and Funny Sayings

[Scythe Matters]

(09-20-2011 09:20 PM)nettiesaur Wrote:  Sign on the street:
Heaven's Chapel Hair Braiding

I saw it on the way home from church yesterday.

I don't get it.... is there some heavenly reference to braiding one's hair?

[nettiesaur]

(09-21-2011 04:41 AM)Scythe Matters Wrote:  

(09-20-2011 09:20 PM)nettiesaur Wrote:  Sign on the street:
Heaven's Chapel Hair Braiding

I saw it on the way home from church yesterday.

I don't get it.... is there some heavenly reference to braiding one's hair?

a church with a hair braiding service on the side...and one sign.

[desertbear]

OK... How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.

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How about the drummer who kept getting fired for having bad time.
He became so depressed that he went to the railroad tracks and threw
himself behind a train. (now THAT's funny)

[N'awlins]

(09-26-2011 05:33 PM)desertbear Wrote:  OK... How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.

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How about the drummer who kept getting fired for having bad time.
He became so depressed that he went to the railroad tracks and threw
himself behind a train. (now THAT's funny)

Good ones Bear! How 'bout:

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?...Drool!

[desertbear]

More ....How do you know that the drum riser is level? ....... The drummers'
drooling out both sides of his mouth!(heeeeeeheeeeeheee)

[VincentUlyssis]

(10-18-2010 08:08 PM)boomer Wrote:  I have gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back - KEEP ME HERE!

I like that one Boom!

Bada Boom!

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(09-27-2011 09:43 AM)Gnawin Nawlins Wrote:  

(09-26-2011 05:33 PM)desertbear Wrote:  OK... How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.

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How about the drummer who kept getting fired for having bad time.
He became so depressed that he went to the railroad tracks and threw
himself behind a train. (now THAT's funny)

Good ones Bear! How 'bout:

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?...Drool!

Perfect!

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(09-27-2011 11:29 AM)desertbear Wrote:  More ....How do you know that the drum riser is level? ....... The drummers'
drooling out both sides of his mouth!(heeeeeeheeeeeheee)

You bery bery funny!

[desertbear]

Three drummers' walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks...(ba-dum-bump)


One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally, the fellow started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy

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[VincentUlyssis]

I love the first two!

[desertbear]

(09-30-2011 03:16 PM)VincentUlyssis Wrote:  I love the first two!

Yeah ,I kinda wondered about the third one, gone now, sorry.

[Scythe Matters]

My favorite drummer joke:

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

I know a bass player joke, too:

Why does the bass player get high?

Because he can.