IOTD awards

[HardwareGrl]

(07-11-2011 09:12 AM)burma.girl Wrote:  

(07-09-2011 01:44 PM)nettiesaur Wrote:  Two from grocery shopping today:
Nominee A: The bag boy.
I had purchased one of those bags that keep items cold because it's almost 90 degrees here today. He opened it up and said "Do you want your cold items in this bag?"

Similar sitch....go to the local grocery for the express purpose of buying several reusable shopping bags. I was not paying attention to bag boy at the checkout, so when I turn towards him after paying, I see he's bagged my reusable bags in....a plastic bag. Really?!

Ooooohhh, I think I might have hurt something laughing......

[Bageleth]

((((((shaking head)))))
LOL

[dheafey]

Dude doing 30MPH in a 45MPH area. Before I noticed, I was up on his tail and HE had the nerve to give me the slow down sign!! Slow drivers can be just as dangerous as nut job speeders, IMHO.

[RN-PRN]

The people who drive the same speed no matter what the speed limit is drive me crazy!

[Sunset]

Observed at the conclusion of peewee football practice yesterday evening...

Irate dad: WTF???? You didn't put my son in at QB the whole practice!!! @#$%!!! You %$#$^*^$%ing @#$%&^%$!!!!!!

Coach: Sir, your son came up to me before practice and told me he doesn't want to play QB anymore...


Way to communicate with your son mr irate dad...here's your award.

[Scythe Matters]

Wow. Nice going SuperDad

I nominate all of the annoying riders on the Big Island on Labor Day weekend. Nearly every one of them had those danged noisy mufflers. I believe it was a wise man who said, "No, they don't save lives they just piss people off!"

There were, however, some quite polite and quiet riders, too. To them I gave the universal rider salute "V" and they returned it.

[Sunset]

If loud pipes save lives, just imagine what learning to ride the thing properly will do.

[Boomer]

Edumakate yurself FIRST - learn to ride properly - save the pipes for drag racing.

But I do see this on police reports "Officer - I just never HEARD that bike".....so maybe we need to take away their cell phones and stereos??

[Counselor]

First day of school. Lets test administration and Mr. Counselor by going out and getting so stoned its obvious to everyone in the building that your stoned because of the blue cloud circling your head. When you and your car get searched they find airsoft pistols, a weapons violation for sure. Day one, decent student not only suspended for Substance policy violation but now has to go before the school board because of the weapons policy violation. His excuse ... I wanted to get the quickest suspension in school history and I just forgot about the pistols. Captain DA for sure. However, ...

Student has a free block block 3. They go home get HAMMERED! Show up to class and are surprised when the teacher calls admin and busts them for being drunk. Denies it all afternoon long until parents and cops come in and she blows a 1.2. OOOHH no, you were not drunk ... WTF?!

Bad decision lead to good interventions though. Not many good treatment facilities around, but something is better than nothing and they both are getting help. They could have just told me they needed treatment I would have arranged it voluntarily ...

[Scooter Britches]

Come on Natural Selection! Do your thing! Sheesh...