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The World's Best Turtle or Snail Joke EVER!!!
08-07-2012, 12:23 PM
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RE: The World's Best Turtle or Snail Joke EVER!!!
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08-07-2012, 01:31 PM
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RE: The World's Best Turtle or Snail Joke EVER!!!
I probably told this joke over on jokes and funny sayings thread........but........

A snail goes into a bar and the bar manager picks him up and throws him out..........

Three weeks later the snail comes back into the bar, goes up to the manager and says,

"what did you do that for?"

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08-08-2012, 03:33 PM
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RE: The World's Best Turtle or Snail Joke EVER!!!
And then there was the one about the turtle who made a fortune making people-necked sweaters....

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08-08-2012, 05:04 PM
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Hahahaha Liked that!!

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