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Rey · 09-17-2011, 07:09 AM

(09-16-2011 10:01 PM)CanyonDancer Wrote: Here in the Land O' Mormon, a lot of folks have all 80 of their kids and pets on the back of their MAVs (Mormon Assault Vehicle=mini-van).

Mormon Assault Vehicle? Love it! Wink

That is almost funny enough to bump off "The Family Truckster" (by the way I just saw the real screen used Family Truckster recently at a museum).

I would like to see some artist renditions of dangerous MAV's decked out a la Mad Max. Perhaps they would shoot out promotional pamphlets at you...

Scooter Britches · 09-18-2011, 08:34 PM

ROFL...yeah copies of the Book of Mormon or something...that'd be a riot!

debskis · 10-04-2011, 12:27 PM

A few of my faves:

"Stop Plate Tectonics" (That may have been on a T-Shirt)

"Jesus loves you...but I'm His favorite."

"Sex is the leading cause of babies."

And for Breast Cancer Awareness:
"Save the Tatas"
"Save 2nd Base"
"Squeeze Your Boobies - Get a Mammogram!"

valhalla66 · 10-05-2011, 04:07 PM

Still one of my faves..."Maybe you'd drive better with that cel phone up your ass"

**Scythe Matters** · 10-05-2011, 07:46 PM

A few of my current favorites:

[Image: Ask-Your-Doctor-Bumper-Sticker-(7122).jpg]

[Image: Growth-Optional-Bumper-Sticker-(5534).jpg]

[Image: Educated-Never-Graduate-Bumper-Sticker-(5884).jpg]

Yeah, they aren't very funny but they say a lot....

N'awlins · (This post was last modified: 10-06-2011 12:01 PM by N'awlins.)

If I'd ever had kids, I'd probably have to put this one on the family truckster:

"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student"

I mean, it's cool to be proud of your kids and all,(I assume) but really, who cares if they're honor students besides the parents?!

ladijules · 10-06-2011, 07:35 PM

(10-06-2011 12:01 PM)Gnawin Nawlins Wrote: If I'd ever had kids, I'd probably have to put this one on the family truckster:

"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student"

I mean, it's cool to be proud of your kids and all,(I assume) but really, who cares if they're honor students besides the parents?!

Gnawin, my daughter laughed over that one. She said she hates seeing those things for her school because I'm never likely to have one of those on MY bumper!

desertbear · 10-25-2011, 03:29 PM

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that...

I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made ...

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

A few more for Y'all. Bear

***Mufasa*** · 10-25-2011, 05:22 PM

" Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did -
backwards and in high heels"

**BrianW** · 11-28-2011, 12:55 PM

(10-06-2011 07:35 PM)ladijules Wrote:
(10-06-2011 12:01 PM)Gnawin Nawlins Wrote: If I'd ever had kids, I'd probably have to put this one on the family truckster:

"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student"

I mean, it's cool to be proud of your kids and all,(I assume) but really, who cares if they're honor students besides the parents?!

Gnawin, my daughter laughed over that one. She said she hates seeing those things for her school because I'm never likely to have one of those on MY bumper!

Would "My son was inmate of the month" qualify as acceptable bragging?