Let's See Your Pets!!

[old honda rider]

Well, within the last 5 minutes I got a call from my neighbour (with the two kids who named my fish) saying that could she use my services to capture a wasp in their basement.

Sure, nothing to it. A rolled up magazine and a jar in case. Magazine to swat wasp, jar to put it in if it's still alive & just sort of dopy from getting whacked by a Cycle Canada magazine (June 2011 edition).

Get to the basement, see wasp, manage to get it in the jar. "Can I keep it, mom, can I keep it?" the boys say pretty much in unison

Mom is not very happy about this but to her credit she says, "As long as it is always always ALWAYS kept in the jar. Understood?"

"Yes, yes, we will mom! You're the best!!"

Eldest one pipes up. "I'm going to call him Steve."

Steve. For a wasp. Told you, those kids just ain't quite right.