Toronto @ ACC October 14
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10-24-2012, 04:45 PM
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RE: Toronto @ ACC October 14
(10-23-2012 07:38 PM)Boomer Wrote: She gave me the impression of "dont even look at me" ..... Aaaaaaand that's about the time I'd start crackin' wise... Q: How is lightning like a cellist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice. Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? A: Put it in a cello case. Q: What's the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the dead person on the inside. Q: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the cello? A: It saves time. Q: How can you tell when a cellist is playing out of tune? A: The bow is moving. Q: Why don't cellists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them Q: What do a SCUD missile and a cello player have in common? A: They're both offensive and inaccurate Q: Why shouldn't you drive off a cliff in a minivan with three cellos in it? A: You could fit in at least one more. Q: Did you hear about the cellist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes? A: The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one. I'd either get the cold fish to smile, or the satisfaction of irritating a self important musician. ![]() To ask why we cook is to ask why the leaves fall... |
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