Toronto @ ACC October 14

[Sunset]

(10-23-2012 07:38 PM)Boomer Wrote:  She gave me the impression of "dont even look at me" .....

Aaaaaaand that's about the time I'd start crackin' wise...

Q: How is lightning like a cellist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
A: Put it in a cello case.

Q: What's the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

Q: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the cello?
A: It saves time.

Q: How can you tell when a cellist is playing out of tune?
A: The bow is moving.

Q: Why don't cellists play hide and seek?
A: Because no one will look for them

Q: What do a SCUD missile and a cello player have in common?
A: They're both offensive and inaccurate

Q: Why shouldn't you drive off a cliff in a minivan with three cellos in it?
A: You could fit in at least one more.

Q: Did you hear about the cellist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?
A: The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one.



I'd either get the cold fish to smile, or the satisfaction of irritating a self important musician.