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Jokes and Funny Sayings
10-28-2010, 04:59 PM (This post was last modified: 10-28-2010 05:00 PM by Neilbubbachuck.)
Post: #21
RE: Jokes and Funny Sayings
Waddoya call a deer with no eyes?

No idear.

Waddoya call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idear.

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10-28-2010, 05:23 PM (This post was last modified: 10-28-2010 05:23 PM by old honda rider.)
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RE: Jokes and Funny Sayings
(10-28-2010 04:59 PM)Neilbubbachuck Wrote:  Waddoya call a deer with no eyes?

No idear.

Waddoya call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idear.
*smacks nbc upside the head*

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10-28-2010, 05:49 PM
Post: #23
RE: Jokes and Funny Sayings
I love Monty Python! My favorite is "The Holy Grail". Now where did my rabbit go?
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10-28-2010, 06:33 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funny Sayings
Anybody remember Spaceballs?

"Hey your schwartz is bigger than my schwartz!"

The reallly funny part was my wife and I went out to this local pizzaria and had PIZZA before we went to see that movie. To this day every time my wife brings a pepperoni pizza home, I can almost see the darn thing moving!

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10-28-2010, 06:48 PM
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May the schwartz be with you.
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10-28-2010, 07:28 PM
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And also with you!

Only the HELMET knows!

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10-28-2010, 07:51 PM
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"or else PIZZA is gonna send out for YOU!"

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10-28-2010, 07:51 PM (This post was last modified: 10-28-2010 08:09 PM by Mufasa.)
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RE: Jokes and Funny Sayings
A baby seal walks into a club...

*****

A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender.

"Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink
here named after you."
The grasshopper says, You have a drink named Bob?"

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, I can't serve you here unless you are wearing a tie."
The man says, "Okay, I'll be right back," and goes to his car to find anything he can use for a tie. All he finds is a set of jumper cables, so he ties them around his neck, goes back in and asks, "How's this?"
The bartender replies, "Well, okay, but don't start anything."

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A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the establishments finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last one in the and does the same. The bartender asks him, "Why did you do that?" And the guy replies, " Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!"

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10-28-2010, 08:42 PM
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Now that last one is a new one for me, but the jumper cables I just can't get a charge out of.

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10-28-2010, 09:18 PM
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(10-28-2010 05:23 PM)old honda rider Wrote:  
(10-28-2010 04:59 PM)Neilbubbachuck Wrote:  Waddoya call a deer with no eyes?

No idear.

Waddoya call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idear.
*smacks nbc upside the head*

In the immortal words of Eric Idle, "Bailiff, whack his pee pee."

hey now, that's quality entertainment.

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